Step into my office, take a seat, have a cocktail. Its story telling time.
It was a dark and stormy night (it wasn’t but it sounds cool), almost two years to the date when Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson decided to embark on a night out on the town and let their hair down and indulge in some wine and spirits. Seems innocent enough, yes?
As the eve wore on, inhibitions were cast into the wind, which brings us to the most riveting part of the story. Amongst a crowd of onlookers and filmed through the lens of a 1985 handy cam with a used coffee filter over it, Harry and Louis did the unthinkable,
"they’re kissing!" - direct quote from a girl who is probably no longer with us.
Hours later, a still drunk in love Styles added some parting thoughts.
And that my friend, is the legend of Wellington.
my chinese students really love english profanity because they dont get in trouble for it
i try to just ignore it so they don’t get a reaction and keep using it
but today during a creative writing exercise, a character was arguing with a dragon, and the kids needed to decide what the character would yell
this one kid raises his hand and calmly submits his suggestion of “f*ck you, you foolish dragon motherf*cker”
i dont know its just
its difficult not to react to that
When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.